|Second||Deceased (if lost battle)|
|Third||Is currently Dog of Doggy heaven|
|Fourth||Is known on Tumfur as yaoi-hands|
Pom is a crazy, internet-obsessed Pomeranian with a too serious housemate named Shibe. Pom is always seen carrying a lavender laptop and is almost always heard talking in internet slang and swears as well. In the game after the fire began, Shibe and Pom go on a quest to find Wi-Fi in Doggy Heaven. Pom is friends or as said "internet tomodachis" with Malty.
As the main protagonist of the game, she starts off in her house and going online. She spends the whole day on the internet until it's night time. Later, a house fire starts. Pom, not noticing the fire, continues to happily play on her computer. The walls around her cave in and then the whole building eventually collapses. She dies and wakes up to find herself in Doggy Heaven, only to discover that there is no Wi-Fi, setting off the complication of the game. She soon meets up with Shibe and forces him to help her. She does various errands, eventually reaching Dog, killing and replacing him.
- Pom is the only character in the entire game who swears, and one of two who uses improper grammar.
- She and Shibe are referenced in Butterfly Soup.